1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
- Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
- Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
- They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
- You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
- Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
- Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
- A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
- Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
- Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
- Quattro Sinko
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
- Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
- Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
- A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
- Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
- Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
- Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
- Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
- Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
- The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Al ways Fall Down?
- Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
- A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
- Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
